My two sons James and William don’t know English very well yet. There are several well-known names they say incorrectly.
‘Buzz Lighthear’? Light-hear? Seriously, buddy? It’s embarrassing. I think they’re embarrassed. Maybe they’ll get sports scholarships or have rich girlfriends or something. Perhaps there’s hope; we’re not sure at this point.
I have called upon my average high school-level art skills to illustrate the boys’ unintentional puns for your viewing enjoyment (hopefully.)
I promise I didn’t make any of these up. These are all 100% straight from their baby mouths. Ask Will. He’s only 2, but I mean, he’s pretty honest or whatever.
Click play below picture to enjoy Will’s sweet little voice saying the word. It’s equal parts adorable and sad- sad that he still thinks he’s saying things right.
Shout out to Crayola colored pencils.
Baby 8 STILL can’t walk- still just rolling. Sad.
In hindsight, I should’ve drawn a Filet Minion next to this guy. GREAT. THIS POST IS RUINED.
He’s best friends with that other little droid named R 2 Goes Number 2.
He’s GRRRRRRRRReen. (don’t read that like Tony the Tiger. That’s different. Now don’t go back and read it like Tony just because I said that.)
I hope Eddie Cullen sees this. Anyone know how to tag his name here? Is there a certain signal? Should I make a pained fart face to make him appear?
Ironically, James would scream every time sunscream was applied to his skin.
Credit to the Great Derek Rodrigues for the brilliant “Decept-pecan” pun.
I heard he just Potters around the rest home in his slippers.
The sound of my laughter in the toy section at Smith’s could be heard clear to the parking lot when Will said this. So good.
HEY, LET’S DO A FUN THING. Comment below with a word or phrase that you or your offspring has screwed up. My favorites will then be Capa-tooned and make it into a Part 2 post. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUN THING.
Hey, thanks for looking at this. You guys are the best, and I love you.
Shout out to my genius sisters Sharla and Savana, and to James and Will for saying these things. Also to the Dollar Tree because they sell paper and Sharpies.