Have you ever seen any of the “Totally Looks Like” comparisons? Sure you have, because they’re brilliant. I love them, and have always thought the majority of them are hilarious. Since I can rarely come up with completely original ideas, I’m taking a cue from them and adding my own comparisons. I don’t want to toot my own horn, but I will. *toots* I’m kind of good at it. I just wish I could somehow get paid for this.
I’ll link my PayPal information at the bottom. Thanks so much for making this such a lucrative post.
The Russian mouse dad made a wish and became a real man. Then auditioned for Survivor.
Doesn’t Survivor contestant Keith resemble old sad cursed seaweed King Triton?!
Which is the reigning NBA MVP? You tell me. I dare Riley to try to pick out her dad.
Tale as old as teeth…..
Ben looks like a potato.
This man from House Hunters was looking (and frankly acting like) The Thing from those dope Scary Story books.
I have too many jokes to use for this. I can’t choose one, therefore, I will not use any. It would just be too easy.
The Genie probably would’ve at least made it to The Jury. Pfffft.
Aubry should’ve won Survivor. Maybe she should console herself by auditioning for the next Pitch Perfect.
I heard when Dr. Now is tired, he uses the dude on the right as a stand-in for surgery. He doesn’t do good work, though. He kinda just stands there while cracking bad puns and then goes, “Doh hohohohoho!”
Maybe more plastic surgery is in order? 89th time’s a charm!
Air conditioners, animanted or not, are frivolous. Therefore, unnecessary.
If Clinton’s comparison was the donkey, and Trump’s the elephant, then I’d really be onto something here.
My old Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books have really, really come in handy.
Peppa Pig’s dad would look exactly like a pink hairdryer if the pink hairdryer had perma facial stubble and continually fell in mud puddles for no reason.
Russ is stoked that he’s been draining his 3-horns all night……..(wow, that was really grasping. I’m sorry.)
He’s got the gears, the tools, the uniforms, and the girl……..(if you know that line, award yourself 5 extra credit points.)
Woo brought his family great honor on Survivor.
AND NOW FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT AND BEST ONE OF ALL…….
If I ever want to know what I would’ve looked like as a man….I’ll just need to wait until my James grows up…………..
I appreciate you and you’re all special.