Snagging (sneaky bragging)


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Do you love to brag on social media? Who doesn’t? Ha, I know I’m a fan! I do it all the time. (I just finished working out, so now I have time to write this post.) See?? I just did it! 

Enjoy bragging, but hate seeming like an uppity boastful big-headed gloat-face like me?

Well this post is for you, friends!

Introducing ‘Sneaky Bragging’, otherwise known as SNAGGING!

Snagging allows you to be crafty in your bragging abilities. When done correctly, you’ll be able to subtly toot your own horn while still seeming humble and cool!

In no time at all, you’ll have a frustratingly egotistical, yet unassuming “brag of tricks” in your posting arsenal.  

I’ll share several sneaky status examples so that you too can become an expert Snaggist! (?)

 

Regular Brag:

“My family owns an expensive yacht. We go sailing quite frequently.”

Snag your Status!:

“I can’t believe I spilled deconstructed poached oysters all over my new boat shoes! Ugh!”

 

 

Regular Brag:

“I’m at the gym! I’m working out right now!”

The Moves Like Snagger:

“Oh my gosh, the towels in the gym locker room smell like Dior’s latest perfume. Weird! Lol. #smellsgood #sweatingsomuch #towellife #towelmode #diormode #gymrat #diorrat #towels #at #the #gym #iwasatthegym”

 

 

Regular Brag:

“I only feed my family really really healthy food.”

Snag that ish!:

“Lol, my kiddo just dumped freshly-roasted garden-grown zucchini noodles all over his head! What a mess! At least the extra virgin non-GMO gluten free coconut oil I used is good for his hair! Lol.”

 

 

Regular Brag:

“I live in a really cool and popular city!”

Gettin’ Snaggy With It!

“I was doing Vinyasa yoga near The Stat of Lib (Statue of Liberty) before the sunrise and almost forgot to renew my Yankee season tickets before the deadline. Phew! Close call!”

 

 

Regular Brag:

“I know everything about everything. I know better than anyone and MY opinion is ALWAYS right.”

Now Stop. Snagger Time:

*political something, something political*

 

 

Regular Brag:

“One time I fell off a mountain”……………

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(Leave that one. It’s perfect.)

 

Just loosely follow these patterns for social media postage and before you know it, you’ll be all that and a snag of chips.

If you make any snaggy posts in the near future, please snag tag me in them. I’d love to see. ❤

 

Warm regards,

Capa

 

 

 

 

 

10 Comments


  1. Had to put down the new screen play I’m writing to read this blog! There’s no better way to “CAPA” off your day than with a good blog!! Gotta run!!! The film studio is supposed to be calling me any minute!!!!

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  2. Dear Capa,
    HELP! I need to brag about how awesome my sister-in-law is, but I don’t want to sound bratty. Can you give me a snagging idea of what to post?

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  3. So. Good. Sheesh, Icebox!

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  4. I’m looking to hire a good Snagger

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  5. …one of the many staffers that work for me printed this out and had it on my desk this morning thinking that I would find it amusing. I made her wax my BMW, then fired her, now that is amusement…

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  6. Ha!!! You kill me sara!! :-* love

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